I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.
Date By Numbers  (via masturbationdestination)

siennablakes:

this has gone too far

shaxaphone:

your honor, my client is innocent. like, come on. for real. come on, your honor. seriously dude

blue-kathena:

olympicslut:

imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena 

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ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

wildhogs2007:

wildhogs2007:

i seriously just had the thought “i wonder if I could rush from the computer to the top of the fridge to squat in the 3 seconds photobooth gives me”

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